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douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.
by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Dingle douche

Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
by magic32player August 18, 2009
mugGet the Dingle douchemug.

silver douche

a man or women of the douche bag kind to come out of silver springs, nevada.
carey is a giant silver douche!
by henry the hippo. June 19, 2009
mugGet the silver douchemug.

douche friend

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.
by ikemama October 21, 2010
mugGet the douche friendmug.

Douche Bag

A person who is rewarded for undesirable traits
That guy wearing the white rimmed sunglasses and hollister shirt who is womanizing is a douche bag.
by Jordan Wayne Norman October 20, 2008
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

Douche Canoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.
by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013
mugGet the Douche Canoesmug.

douche pup

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.
Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"

Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"

She walks away

Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!

Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
by The one and only PB May 12, 2007
mugGet the douche pupmug.

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