A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.
by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009
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Get the muppet douche mug.a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
by ikemama October 21, 2010
Get the douche friend mug.Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
by magic32player August 18, 2009
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by forshizzlemcnizzle January 2, 2009
Get the douche bag mug.Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
by Mama lama July 30, 2018
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