Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 02, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 30, 2024

donkey Tired

a feeling of being extremely tired

my daughter was donkey tired after staying out at the party last night

by March 07, 2024

shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.

She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.

by Popejohnpaul May 24, 2019

Donkey Kick

Where a girl sucks your dick when your backwards and then kick her

DUDE, i donkey kicked that bitch

by DonkeyDick3126 April 15, 2016

Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017