double nickel

Senior citizen (over 55).

David's almost a double nickel -- he's been getting junk mail from those AARP political hacks for years!

by Old fart from Broward County, Florida October 26, 2005

Double F

It's simple
Double F = Fuck Fest

(in school)
Shawn says "Hey everybody Double F at my house tonight!"
(teacher)Take a seat Shawn.

by [e-mail] September 3, 2005

Double stuffed

1) The act of putting ones foot in their mouth then preceding to Stuff their whole head in their ass.
3) Totally ignorant to one's obliviousness

2) A delicious cookie

Hey Victor if you would pull your head out of your ass long enough to take your foot out of your mouth maybe you wouldn't be double stuffed.

My boss is totally double stuffed, he let me take my weeks vacation and then wondered why my tps reports were never finished

by MOSTERS MAGNET April 24, 2010

Double-stack

An act that requires one man to sit on another man's lap, naked.
The man on top spreads legs and bends forward so that both dicks are stacked together. The man on top provides manual stimulation to both of the touching dicks.

"Hey! Grab some lemonade and tea and we can go to Dave's house, make some Arnie Palmers and double-stack the day away!!!!"

"That sounds AMAZING, I will take pics of your stacked dicks!"

"Woot woot"

by Defwinston July 26, 2014

double dunker

A man who, after inserting his penis into the anus of another, proceeds to put it in the same individuals mouth.

GOD, I can't stand 50 Cent. Why did he have to double dunk on the five year old girl?

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Double Vision

The delusion that you've got company.

Shit! Sitting on the internet for 14 hours or drinking all that alcohol has given me double vision. It gives me the impression of company but clearly i'm delusional.

by Schizo Bubble October 13, 2008

Double Jeffery

Double Jeffery is what happens when a peson steals from a shop and then gets outside without the alarm going off. If this happens and you are then caught for shoplifting you cannot be affested or prosicuted for any crimes.

Dude where are you going with those things?

It's fine he pulled a Double Jeffery!

by Double Jeffery July 1, 2011