Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Can-unting

The blood flow transferring from your phallus to your cranium

Bro 1: Yo, don't you hate when you're can-unting, but it stops mid circulation?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted

Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.

by Jorbo67\ February 16, 2025

Can I use your charger?

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed

Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*

by TonyHaver November 19, 2022

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.

Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.

by bigtime22 May 3, 2013

can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis

"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."

by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013

.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025