When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner
by javinator July 3, 2022
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Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
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Get the Burger mug.A fat slobbernaggle that suffers with penis envy. Has a peanut for a weiner. He also comes with a combo of malnourished quail eggs. A fat, natural arching penis wrinkle, who fights like floyd mayweather with muscular dystrophy.
by colonizing October 4, 2025
Get the Durr Burger mug.Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025
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Get the Burger mug.When you’re so tired after eating a large amount of food, that you just lay there peacefully with no reason to do anything. Too much food also meaning that you can’t even sleep after your stomach weighing you down
Bradley had so much food and drink that he couldn’t do anything but lay on the sofa, absolutely burgered.
by PascalIGuess October 14, 2025
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