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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Greasy Asshole Burgermug.
a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔
by Sexydimma October 20, 2025
mugGet the Flipping burgers at minimum wagemug.

Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.
She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.
by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019
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Dusty burger

A threesome in a dusty environment with no clean participants, often at burning man.
"We lost you on deep playa last night. Where did you go?"
"We just layed down and had a dusty burger."
by DPWTF June 29, 2015
mugGet the Dusty burgermug.

BBQ Bacon Burger

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.
by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023
mugGet the BBQ Bacon Burgermug.

Kenzo burger

A kenzo burger is an assortment of one slice of white bread and a microwaved hot dog on top of it. Named for the lovely neighborhood it comes from; Kensington, Philadelphia.
Julie: I made some beautiful kenzo burgers for your birthday! Nothing but the most wonderful kenzo meal for my girls!
by KenzoKookin July 22, 2022
mugGet the Kenzo burgermug.

Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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