boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 6, 2010

Eye Boner

When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.

Damn, I got an eye boner from staring at Bonquisha's ass at the club!

by Mongacarta December 28, 2009

Fecies Boner

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.

CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011

inner boner

when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually

rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner

by sexyy chick May 13, 2009

No Owner Boner

The phantom penis of sorts. The sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect penis.

Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."

Karl - "Was it the girl's?"

Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."

by Graith December 12, 2010

boner-licious

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.

dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"

by winnie-kabby January 29, 2009

boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

by Real nigga boss June 1, 2014