village asshole

the asshole in the group of friends

This is the village asshole and he is the village idiot.

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022

Asshole

Someone who stops a conversation by saying "Did I ask?"

person 1: "I got a cat today."
person 2: "Did I ask?"
person 1: "You're an asshole."

by notbillybob420 March 5, 2021

Asshole in a Frenzy

When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.

I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.

by BadBittieInTheCity April 25, 2020

Asshole

A person who makes people feel like shit most know as an Ayden

Oh wow he's such an asshole must be named Ayden

by Wacky person 242 November 18, 2016

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

asshole

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying

Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole

by alekbie2 May 21, 2021