jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Jacob Black

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.

“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense

by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Jacob

cunt

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’

by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022

Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

Jacob Wain

Jacob being Irish
Wain being English

foxy ass bitch that hates everyone and loves sex

You're such a Jacob Wain!

by Definition People May 4, 2018

Jacob

is an annoying loud person but a very hard worker at heart and can be very sweet once you get to know him. But he can also be lazy at times and very crazy. VERY ADDICTED TO NICOTINE!!. Normally tall and skimpy, can fit into any crowd, definitely a party person. LOVES HIS VIDEO GAMES!!. Definitely puts family first , adores animals but can be a bit rough with them at times also very forgetful, can’t focus on multiple things at one time.

I would love to be a jacob

by Kenzie did July 24, 2021