muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.

Riley Wilson is a douche bag

by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009

Douche and a half

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018

Douche Canoe

Anyone who is french

Frenchie is such a douche canoe

by Victorfudge November 22, 2011

Douche Snozzle

The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.

James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!

by CIP-CLR September 30, 2010

douche bag

Joey.

The word refers to everyone named Joey.

Joey is a douche bag

by forshizzlemcnizzle January 2, 2009