I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

YOU'RE OK , I'M OK

A great book written in the late 1960's and early 70's called I'M OK, YOU'RE OK by DR. HARRIS.

If I give you a RIMJOB and don't want to FUCK YOU right away in the porn THEATHER where everybody comes to have SEX a lot away from their wives or hotel room where they are staying with their family , as in my book YOU'RE OK , I'M OK as there is no snitching because I did not want to FUCK YOU right away or if I was offended when you called me a YANKEE as DEJA VU is cool as just like any other PORN THEATHER because it is the raw sex business that is everywhere in many cities.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 13, 2021

I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

I'm LiKe

Something you say about something or someone you have extreme amounts of disdain for.

"So you really want me to answer this wack question, I'm LiKe..."

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

I'm a meme

Used to make fun of yourself in a playfull manner, or to make the conversation your having less awkward

"Haha- I'm a meme, right?"

by Winter is the best season June 30, 2020

I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation

I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025