National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

Fucked

What the United States will be when it becomes a Communist nation.

Andrew: Did you hear about the situation that Dexter and Eva are in?
Mindy: Yeah, they're really fucked.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 2, 2021

fuck

to screw someone

I want to fuck someone

by speedofart July 3, 2021

Fuck the penaltys

When u scream Terry into a text bar the ghost of said person rises like a Phoenix to fuck the OENALTYS and lead the kracken to victory. Must have 3 water energy cards and trella has to be present for sweet Terry guy.

More active if Colorado is the oppenent.

FUCK THE OENALTYS TERRYS GHOST WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY

Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?

A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.

by Fitted2106 July 3, 2021

Fuck thot

Fuck thot: the act in which a woman leads a man on when she’s been talking to multiple men, then chooses to be with the ugliest one of the bunch.

Rick: DUDE, I was talking to Melissa but I found out my other friend was too. Now she’s with a guy who could suck chrome off a trailer hitch.

Carlos: damn g, she sounds like a fuck thot.

by Coochie eater 6969 July 4, 2021

A fucking sex

Having sex and fucking

"ME AND MY DOG WERE HAVING A FUCKING SEX!"

by Deku BHNA July 4, 2021

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021