Crafty As Fuck

When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.

I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.

by Sirch Ecallaw June 27, 2021

A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.

Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.

by Marshado June 27, 2021

Work like fuck

When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.

John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."

by Jimmy Peters July 1, 2021

What the fuck is that

An exclamation usually said after seeing something unsavory or disturbing.

Gamer 1: "Hey did you see that new Big City Greens Rule 34?"

Gamer 2: "What the fuck is that?!"

by mister pee July 1, 2021

Fauci Fuck

When your partner is so turned on by news of your vaccinated status, you have epic sex.

I told her I got my second Pfizer shot and she immediately jumped my bones for a Fauci Fuck.

by Drewrit21 July 1, 2021

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

Fucked

What the United States will be when it becomes a Communist nation.

Andrew: Did you hear about the situation that Dexter and Eva are in?
Mindy: Yeah, they're really fucked.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 2, 2021