Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Fuck you

it can mean two different thing:

dude: Fuck you you're so annoying

or
dude: ill Fuck you

by 101 ('-') April 19, 2022

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work

Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

any fucking word

Any fucking word.

Hey, this book has almost any fucking word!
Really?

by chickenwithsunglasses July 14, 2022

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024