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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.
by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025
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Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
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turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017
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barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd
Look out for that barf turd!
by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018
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Turd

You’re a turd.
by PooStanky February 19, 2022
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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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