turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
by September 18, 2020
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turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.
Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!
by silentstormer March 24, 2016
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Oke turd

When you have a fat line of coke and instantly need to shit
I was having rails with the boys instant oke turd
by Titsandgravymang April 11, 2020
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Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.
I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.
by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018
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Turd Coat

Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat
by Buttmole asspickle February 19, 2024
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Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.
It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.
by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022
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