turd pony

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er January 01, 2018
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Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus
E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.
by Schmorgan May 24, 2018
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turd filled

dude look at that turd filled mug!
by urghuofd9gui December 06, 2021
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turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy
Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy
by Professional Dumper April 06, 2016
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Peeping turd

An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.
I sent him a peeping turd while he was away and he got fucked off the plane for masturbating.
by Loo Loo Lynch November 08, 2017
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Turd of Damocles

This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 02, 2025
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Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.
I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
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