God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011

fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole

I fire god your dog last night.

by Paris is gay May 12, 2018

Lilo The God

Lilo The God is an absolutely admirable creature who is all-knowing, responsible, stunning, and prodigious. This goddess is ruthless during any situation no matter what is going on around her. She is extremely trustworthy and considerate with others feelings and will never drop their secrets. She will also be there for anybody and cheer them up every time its needed.

I've been feeling pretty gloomy lately, I really need Lilo The God at this moment.

by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022

god Al

Yes it might seem weird but its a thing.
They are a fictional god from a book. They took over from a god who needed ti back down. She took the name of God Zachy.

"have you prayed to our god Al today?"

"Did you hear? the next in line God Al took over?"

by alastair_coiconit June 15, 2023

adventures of god

An awesome Webtoon about god's life and such

Person 1: Do you know Adventures of God?
Me: I love you, you are my New favourite person

by Natsuki x Yuri November 14, 2020

Death God

A god of death
A.k.a Shinagami

I dont have a example for the word death god

by Online Persona March 24, 2019

Rap God

The only one song that never gets old.
It was released 9 eras ago.
You expecting some sex reference? SORRY. You are a _____er.

guy1 : Am i the only guy that still is learning the lyrics of rap god?
guy2 : Wel; er.. er no?

by AbCd!2#4 July 4, 2023