A hot fuckking god with a large penis. Loves 69. Who could ask for more? He is always funny and nice. One of the smartest in the class. He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. Christian is a very sporty guy.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
by i have a Crush on Christian December 12, 2016
Get the Christianmug. by Hoodiedan July 28, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Appealing to Christianitymug. I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the The Christians and the Jewsmug. NOUN
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022
Get the Eastwood Christian Schoolmug. Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.
by CasDavFri April 6, 2024
Get the Christianmug.