by Adilf hotler May 23, 2022
A very nice beautiful kid, hes is super nice, smart, cool and has amazing looks, gets a ton of girls, and likes to drink and party.
by Christisn March 14, 2017
hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby June 30, 2011
Aryan “christianity” is a term for white supremacists who claim to be Christian, they are not real Christians however, as they use Christianity as a way to seem good, while also advocating for white ethnostates/supremacy, spreading hate, dehumanizing others (non whites non Christians and often non far right beliefs) you can usually find them using certain Bible verses out of context/mistranslated to justify hatred for blacks, Muslims, Jews, etc. always preaching about Christ, but never his teachings of loving all, including enemies, and most definitely people different than you, by race, religion, or where they’re from. Remember, Christ would never encourage or want hate, no matter who it is, and he would most certainly despise his followers who use his word to justify their hate.
Aaron: yo dude, did you see that kid Jason? He posted on Instagram “God hates jews” “the nazis we’re carrying out God’s will” and “the church should have stayed white”
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure
Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure
Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.
by rae tard April 02, 2025
by Vect Misery May 25, 2015
I hate you Christian Lowe
by Tea_gossip October 30, 2019
Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024