European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Navy Train

A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.

My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.

by JaxxTheHaxx October 23, 2020

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

The freight train

The freight train is when your having sex in a car, you put the girls head in the window but not to the point where it chokes her, ass in seat, then you put a cigarette with duct tape around her mouth, then every time the male thrusts, smoke comes out of her nose like a freight train

Harrison "dude did you have sex with that girl last night?"

Joe "yeah we did the freight train man"

by Voteless BTW June 18, 2025

Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024

Payne Train

When you ‘Payne Train’ someone in any sport but mostly referred with basketball is when you run full speed at your opponent to run into them, knocking them down in the process while you score an open net and sometimes even get the and one.

Gosh diggily darn he just Payne Trained that guy for the clutch 3 point play, what a unit.

by Butthole=Jack August 14, 2023

D train

6 Av express train that runs from Coney Island in Brooklyn to Norwood-205 St in the Bronx. It has a total of 41 stations and its goes at the speed of light between 36 St and Atlantic Av Barclays Center. Goes via the Manhattan bridge and one of the fastest trains to get to Coney Island.

"This is a Manhattan bound D train, the next stop is, Barclays Center. Stand clear of the closing doors please???

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 August 15, 2024