potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 16, 2018

Potato

A thing and that is all it is. I think they are nice.

UR A POTATO

by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me

Fuck me in the ass giga potato

by Potatobehr October 11, 2022

bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out

Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty

by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018