A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.

Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.

by Gratewon September 25, 2017

no nut november

when my friend milo actually does not masterbait for the whole month of november...

Milo has been doing the no nut november challenge

by 63oliver April 30, 2020

dez nut

a retard's version of the dead meme deez nuts

person a: hey guess what
person b: what
person a: dez nut
person b: are you mentally disabled
person a: yes

by zleed May 11, 2020

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

Frog Nuts

A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.

Man1:- Broo I cheated on my girlfriend 3 nights in a row.
Man2:- Look at you, you frog nuts

by Lucy50 April 19, 2023