DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

by anonymous February 1, 2025

swag muffin peeps

Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.

Swag muffin peeps-
group of swaggy muffins

by MC_Scooty567 January 2, 2017

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack June 14, 2016

Muffin

Someone who does the dumbest shit imaginable. They also do shit to get on people's nerves.

Your a Muffin!

by JLew2025 November 16, 2020