been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

hit me down purply

a useless phrase made up by a couple of sweet dudes. could be used as a greeting, but has no certain meaning.

Barry greeted his friend Chris by saying, "Hit me down purply!"

by I am a super sexy bitch November 13, 2005

SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up

woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

by Trigga- awesome one October 20, 2010

hit it from the back and drive you wild

You're bored and like this song, so you searched it in the Urban Dictionary

You so fuckin precious when you smile
hit it from the back and drive you wild

by sxeme October 12, 2018

shit has just hit the fan

bullshit has been spread about you or your friend

"joe shit has just hit the fan harriet is saying you hit her"

by cracky j June 30, 2008

But wait, did Adolph hit her?

A clever saying that rhymes with "Adolph Hitler".

"Have you ever met Adolph's wife?"

"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."

"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"

by I'm not a troll December 6, 2011

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 6, 2021