The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
by That one girl with the fat ass December 24, 2020
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Whore horse

A girl that looks like a horse who tries to fuck everyone but no one wants it. Only the very desperate.
That’s whore horse is so depesprate she fucks her own brother that looks like a cow.
by Chicken nuggeter November 17, 2018
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Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 04, 2020
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Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A whore's race is a horse race. Female horse-racers care called Horse Racists.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 08, 2023
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Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 07, 2023
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horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.
Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.
by The Horse Pissperer November 01, 2017
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Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin
We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich
by Matt sherl September 01, 2019
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