Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 06, 2013

donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps August 13, 2017

Cum Donkey

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.

Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.

by Green gnome May 25, 2023

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 May 30, 2018

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 02, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 30, 2024

Donkey Kick

Where a girl sucks your dick when your backwards and then kick her

DUDE, i donkey kicked that bitch

by DonkeyDick3126 April 15, 2016