Flying Monkeys

An elite race of all-powerful shit throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of shit and jizz.

yo, don't fuck with the flying monkeys.

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

Crack Monkey

A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.

Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.

I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.

by Alena W. April 14, 2006

Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

Monkey Button

Slang for Clitoris, After touching it just right, she will go "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH" like a monkey - Refer Leanne Taylor

"God I love it when she touches my Monkey Button"

by Zarvensha November 10, 2006

bump monkey

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person

"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".

by Gkelly September 21, 2005

sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

monkey balls

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .

Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls

by monicari June 24, 2007