Sloppy Dallas

When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of dip.

John: Hey man, that girl from that party last night gave me a sloppy Dallas.

Eric: That country girl?

John: Yeah!

Eric: No way, dude!

by GoonsFan69 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a redneck honky packs a fat lip and sucks you off

Hey boy would you come over here and give me a sloppy Dallas?

by Hittheyeet October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives a man a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

“She gave him a sloppy Dallas”

by Dr Ibrahim Finkelstein October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Bro last weekend I went muddin with my girlfriend and then she gave me a sloppy Dallas!

by BeardedBattlement October 15, 2020

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job with a dip of tobacco in

I gave my buddy a good-ol sloppy Dallas the other day.

by Sand honky October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A "Sloppy Dallas" is when a girl has a mouth full of tobacco dip and then proceeds to give a blowjob

I was at my boyfriends house last night and I gave him a Sloppy Dallas

by idc69420 October 15, 2020