Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024

Sloppy Vezzi

The act of preforming nefarious top while holding a remote of some form in both hands

Oh man, I totally got a Sloppy Vezzi Yesterday

by FortienalDefinitions July 22, 2024

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)

Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!

by 6ato April 24, 2024

sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside

friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024