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Cookie Slap

Traditional use - a common business motivational tool, using both Positive and Negative motivation techniques in one, thus creating efficiencies in Rewards-based behavioral modification techniques.

1. Slap - low-level punishment for errant behavior, often used by parents with their children; (a) depending on method used, can be light or heavy; (b) open handed palm method typically used by women, whereas the backhanded slap is more commonly used by men (see "Bitch Slap").

2. Cookie - a round, sweet baked treat most often paired with milk; (a) Chocoloate chip cookies are my favorite; (b) Nilla wafers run a close second.

3. Cookie slap - a Positive/Negative reward that begins with a treat to remind the recipient that they are a good person worthy of praise, while at the same time slapping them down for making a greivous error.
Dirk gave Steve a cookie slap after the semi-annual sales meeting, when Steve botched the presentation for the VC funding committee. Although Steve had worked very hard to create the PowerPoint deck, his data unfortunately was grossly inaccurate.

COOKIE SLAP!!!
by Magilla Gorillla August 6, 2012
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ape slap

When engaging in anal intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously.
"Her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her."
by Cuntpunt69 December 3, 2015
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slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.
Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"
by Cam Cab March 8, 2008
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gunt slap

when a women with a "gunt" uses it to slap you, usually after a poor performance in the bedroom
"i had sum jib dick last night, so my old woman gunt slapped me"
by JohnnyK April 20, 2005
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DEMON-SLAP

The art of backhanded slapping your woman into the air so as to make her go horizontal before she lands inflicting maximum pain to the breast region.
1) OH MY GOD... BIZATCH I THOUGHT I TOLD U NOT TO FUCK MY DAD?! I'm gonna demon-slap you right outta my bed then outta my house then over the balcony outside.
2) "Yo dude, check that hot old lady across the street"
"I know"
"Hey man i dare you to demon-slap her into the road"
"DUDE... Thats my grandma... But sounds like a plan". Guy walks across street and stands behind the old lady... As he asks for time before she turns around he screams "KIYOOOOOOOOO" and slaps her into the road... Little does he know that a bus is going at high speeds as she levels out in the air and will knock his gran silly... So naturally his 'Demon-Slap' is foiled but still good...
by Hakim Sanchez January 29, 2003
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pimp slap

to stick one foot out and put baby powder on your hand and backslap an asshole across the face with an open palm
by Dianaz October 18, 2003
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Danza Slap

Hurtful urban myth created in an attempt to tarnish one's reputation.
Mona thought up a sensational Danza Slap about Walt Disney, hoping to ruin his name.
by Will April 21, 2005
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