Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session
The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.
by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013
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rusty wiley

The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.
I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.
by slayerslayer August 12, 2011
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Rusty Wallace

When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
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Rusty Wallace

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.

Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.

We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 12, 2022
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Rusty Punch

when someone is throwing awful punches all over the place
what a rusty punch that was or 'he was throwing rusty's all over the place'
by ashvw1 April 04, 2022
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rusty spum

When a man has not ejaculated for a large amount of time, typically 4 months or more, his stored semen becomes old. When he finally does release his load, the semen comes out off colored, sometimes yellowish or slightly brown to red. That semen is called rusty spum.
After his extended vacation, Dave's wife found him to have rusty spum.
by IvanaJohnsonInc. January 22, 2016
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