Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.

I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Dill pickle

A fat cock that has shriveled up into a micro pp

Oh wow that’s a dill pickle

by Coochie man 445 December 19, 2020

Bathroom Pickle

A pickle that has been brought into or has been grown in a bathroom. It must have the juice sucked out of it before it is consumed to be considered a "bathroom pickle that has lived it's best life."

"Man, Jessica brought some amazing and juicy Bathroom Pickles to the party last night."

by BabyImABozo January 9, 2021

Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

Triple Pickle

When a girl has sex with three guys at once or three guys in one day.

What did you do last night? Oh I met some guys and we went back to my place and I did the triple pickle.

by JuicyBum February 15, 2021

secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them

shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.

by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021

Yard Pickle

A pickle, of any classification, type, or brand, that has been exposed to the elements in a grassy region. Yard pickle classification would include any whole, sliced, or fallen sandwich pickle.

Brendan picked up a yard pickle so that the squirrel would go hungry for the day.

by FatCowMoto March 1, 2021