create dead bodies

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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dead as a door knob

when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
i am dead. as dead as a door knob!
by msmattress May 17, 2011
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dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
by john gallione January 09, 2007
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Dead beat dad

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce
That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone
by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018
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dead man's kiss

a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time
"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"
by ubuyv May 05, 2007
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dead baby seal

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.
by godofbc January 19, 2011
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Blogging A Dead Horse

When a troll continues arguing in a flame war thread that is long dead as both sides have made all of their points and have stopped caring.

Offenders are typically crying for attention, with have low self esteem and attention deficit problems.

Similar to the traditional "flogging a dead horse".
Pseudo-intellectual 1: Well I don't want to say too much on the topic, but: ... (5 paragraphs of opinionated rant).

Pseudo-intellectual 2: I support this, and would like to further add: ... (3 paragraphs of rhetorical questions and half-baked psycho-analysis).

<Thread Dies>

<2 weeks later>

Ring-in: This isn't really my argument but in my opinion both sides are wrong. I don't want to say a lot but... (10 paragraphs of literary quotes, topical allusions and first year philosophy diploma name dropping).

Observer: Doesn't this ring-in know that he's blogging a dead horse?
by Ev. I December 01, 2009
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