Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 29, 2024

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close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.

Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.

by a dude, probably July 01, 2020

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Your bob

Your Bob is a common account name that people use if they’re lazy to think of a normal name.

Person one: I finally got my account done

Person two: you’ve got put your account

Person one: how about this, your Bob

Person two: you’re a lazy fuck

by FNF faceless SpongeBob March 22, 2023

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Belly bob thorton

When you get a belly razberry and then shit yourself. Then the porson who gave the razberry pukes on you because your laughing too hard.

Belly bob thorton ruined sex last night.

by Thebellytoung May 13, 2018

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Clickbait-Bob

Teasing people in group chats who never respond with something irrestible, than pulling a bait & switch.

“Why did Hill cross the road?”

“1”

“None of my business. Hills a grown ass woman and I don’t need to know all the details of her life. Furthermore, I trust her judgement. She could have been buying groceries for all I care. Or better yet perhaps it’s a Norwegian tradition. But at the end of the day, I think we should ALL respect each others privacy!!”

“Love it! Def not Clickbait-Bob”

“Actually, that was textbook Clickbait-Bob!”

by Clickbait-Bob January 29, 2019

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