When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d July 29, 2015
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
by Ahbalogna September 04, 2020
by ✨Lime✨ March 24, 2024
Your girlfriend isn't really fine. She wants to know if you really care. Text her. Call her. Give her attention.
by wazzupmymammals April 25, 2020
Someone is lying to you when they say they're okay. They're not okay. Don't fucking ignore someone if they say they're fine. Talk to them. I know this because I myself say I am fine even though I'm not in anyway.
by cpsadness January 19, 2019