An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
Get the Zylch Muffinmug. A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
Get the Crunch Muffinmug. Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
by OGE74 August 17, 2024
Get the push muffinmug. The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022
Get the Muffin mouthmug. A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.
by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016
Get the slut muffinmug. by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025
Get the Dung-Muffinmug. by Your local bruh December 29, 2022
Get the Muffin man?mug.