Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

march 16

national inhale queefs day

omg it’s march 16 time to inhale queefs

by kelpjuice November 23, 2021

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

march 19

the day that the only the most beautiful, sweetest, coolest girls were born! they are awesome

People on march 19 are so cool!

by khloeeeee!! March 7, 2025

March 5th

March 5th is Ezyw_2's Birthday!!

"oh hey its march 5th , Thats Ezyw_2's birthday , i should go follow them on twitch!!"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 12th

2020, the day everything went or shit. Who knew Corona had the ability to shut down every sport and event in the country, oh but not public schools.

#1, “Hey, what time is our tournament Friday?”
#2, “Sorry man, Corona cancelled it along with the rest of the season”
#1, “What day is it?”
#2, “March 12th”

by Wartzanator March 13, 2020

March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!

by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021