Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Brain Fridayed

When a particularly mentally exhausting week impacts one's ability to think well, especially at work, on a Friday.

Ken Smoker said to the group "we should end the meeting now - clearly I'm Brain Fridayed."

by Master Buck February 7, 2025

Fun Friday

The day of the month most dreaded by elementary school teachers, when kids cash in vouchers, get high on sugar, and celebrate their almost freedom by rioting in class.

“Tomorrow’s Fun Friday. I’m calling in sick and letting a substitute deal with that shitstorm.”

by MirandaJane March 8, 2026

Guardian Fridge

guardian fridge (noun, derogatory)

Definition:

A term used to describe a friend—often larger and much less attractive—who accompanies a girl considered very attractive and actively blocks or discourages others from approaching or flirting with her.

By extension, any friend who informally acts as a social “gatekeeper” in nightlife or dating situations.

I was really hitting it off with Stacy, but all of the sudden this Guardian Fridge she came in with dragged her away and totally cockblocked me!

by JonyMacaroni98 March 10, 2026

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Footjob Friday

On Friday, March 7th. You may receive a footjob from your significant other any time and any place

“Hey bro, you ready for footjob Friday?”
“Hell yeah"

by BeeTrooter March 7, 2025

Messy Friday

Messy Friday when you go live n be messy

You go live on instagram or TikTok and be messy like you gotta tell all da tea wit videos n screenshots everything it’s messy Friday ain’t no holding back a lot comes wit messy Friday so be ready for anything to happen

by DAREALBK March 14, 2025