To strip away someone’s fake, try-hard, or forced attempt at being cool; exposing the real person underneath the act
1.Let’s defunk the cool and see who’s actually worth talking to.
2.He pulled up like he was God’s gift, but one convo defunked the cool real quick.
2.He pulled up like he was God’s gift, but one convo defunked the cool real quick.
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Get the shelf is so cool mug.Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
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A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
by A.Mulder May 12, 2018
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Derby:"Where is Cool Kid"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"
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