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Burns

Sad/lonely usually suffering form depression or anxiety desorder. Can be ahead of him/her self usually obsessed with there self. Find it hard to fit in with people.
Jason burns: OMG I was at the the gym last night working out for 3 hours straight.

Bill/friend: oh that’s nice Jason “ good for you”.
Jason:yea I was a bit down tho but I’m getting stronger bye the minute.
by Hafin May 6, 2018
mugGet the Burnsmug.

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too
by glowing December 12, 2013
mugGet the burning perfectmug.

Mr. Burns

Used to characterize an empowered employer who prays upon lower level employees, especially those who have an expressed intimate affection toward them (i.e. Smithers).

Also colloquially used as "Burns" in the sense of a verb in order to describe sexual harassment in the workplace.
Since Alberto was named branch manager, he's been pulling a Mr. Burns left and right. Poor eddy works day and night just to make Mr. Burns happy.

Dude, ever since Alberto took over the division, it seems like the only way to move up the corporate ladder is to simply Burns it.
by Anony_Mouse-- December 25, 2016
mugGet the Mr. Burnsmug.

nipple burn

When your nipples rub against fabric while having rough modified Doggy-Style.
by TheFrenchLady xox March 14, 2016
mugGet the nipple burnmug.

dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.
There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.
by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016
mugGet the dump and burnmug.

fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022
mugGet the fart burnmug.

Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.
kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
mugGet the Pubic rug burnmug.

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