BUM ROUTES

WHEN ONE HUMAN BEING THINKS HE OR SHE IS GOOD AT MADDEN, BUT WHEN THEY PLAY AN OPPONENT OF THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX, THEY TEND TO CHOKE AND THROW PICKS FOR A LOSS

WOW! UR SUPER TRASH! U RUN BUM ROUTES!

by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009

Bum Jabber

Bum Jabber: a person of impatience, an uneasy companion with desire to pull their party from a situation, place, or person.

"We will go when everyone is ready. Stop being such a bum jabber and grab some patience!" "Leave me alone man! I'm not ready to go, you frigging BUM JABBER!"

by Quaalude dude September 28, 2009

Bed Bum

N. Someone who stays in your house, but has no bed, so he wonders from bed to bed during the coarse of the day/night

Adam: Joe is staying at my house and is a total bed bum.

by someone208572035 October 10, 2008

bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son

Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

sloppy bum

When multiple men take turns ass fucking a girl and proceed to cum in her ass one by one making it sloppier after each man

Mark:Yo, I hear that Jessica is a hoe
John:I know, she let some guys sloppy bum her
Mark:Really? she's a freak in bed

by Slut McGut November 26, 2013

Jelly Bum Hopper

A woman who flirts with more than one man on occasion. After the woman has lured her victim to her parents house, she then makes the victim lick jelly from her ass.

I found out last night that Katelynn is a jelly bum hopper, and that she really likes strawberry.

by tinkle sticky buns August 6, 2009

Sweaty bum gremlin

Someone the is very anoying and is always around you ....sort of like a bad smell..

george go away you sweaty bum gremlin

by irwin April 11, 2005