dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

No Nut November

The ONLY time of the year when God can respect us men.

Dude! I just realized, It's No Nut November!

by mcshaneyd November 1, 2021

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.

My guy you’re a wacky whack nut

by TomNation999 November 13, 2018

big nut

huge mongus peanut

I just had a big nut

by DaddyDDDDAy June 18, 2018

Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.

Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.

by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018