April 29th

Nation show your bro your dick day

Yo, its April 29th u know what time it is.

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

April 28th, 1995

The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.

Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

april 29th

april 29th it's the high infidelity national day! by taylor mf swift
sorry calvin harris but

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

by egocentrca May 1, 2023

April

Is the most crazy person you will ever meet, in all the good ways. They are adventurous and wild, and can cuss anyone out on the spot. April is always absolutely jaw-droppingly gorgeous, but will never mention it. April's pull the most guys, and is popular but sweet. April can make you have abs in two minutes just by her jokes. If you have an April in your life, listen up: NEVER EVER LET HER GO. She will be the best friend you can ever ask for.

That girl is almost as pretty as April.

by ufbshbf May 4, 2023

April 1st

If you were born on April 1st you are just dumb

Damn you were born on April 1st i feel bad for you 😂

by ticklemaster184 November 25, 2023

April 27th

April 27th Is national drag a h0e day

April 27th Is a day where if anyone plays with your drag them. Don’t hesitate to pop off and do it to them.

by @jalidadon November 26, 2023

April 9th

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone

hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better

by betterthenothers November 29, 2023