April 30

National slap a hoe day

*John slaps chris*

Chris: What there’ll man!
John: what? Its April 30!slap a hoe day!

by windy_rain339 April 30, 2022

April 12th

national titty pic day. on this day all women should send there boyfriend a picture of there boobs.

Hey, it's April 12th! You know what that means!

by Dr. Good time April 12, 2024

April 28

Punch anyone u know who's name starts with a E!

I'm going to go punch E... on April 28!

by JSISNAKSMJDNEJSNknekamakxnaksb April 26, 2023

April 25th

National invite your wifey over

You: guess what day it is
Wife: April 25th, why?
You: come on over bbg😘

by Bbgwife April 18, 2023

April 26

Kiss your friends day

You can kiss your friends April 26

by Dashaylapitts2 April 25, 2022

April 10

It’s national fuck a celebrity day! Harry Styles wya?

“I had intercourse with Sebastian Stan on April 10.”

by Thea Zoeitz April 10, 2021

crucify april

19 year old artist from oakland, ca who makes a lot of digital hardcore/electroclash. also known as xo_willow, h3artcrush, and thai body dump.

Did you hear that new Crucify April song with fakemink?

by blondedocean March 16, 2025