by MistaFunnehMan November 14, 2019

by Waldo Schwalbe August 21, 2008

the act of one fucking the devil, then sniffing his gooch, while a smelly yeti eats you out with his dick.
by fuchfhfhfhdjfva December 28, 2011

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"
by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008

Julie: I heard Karen slept with Tyreese
Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life
Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life
by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank
by Swine Doctor May 25, 2016
