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No Anal April

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation
Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april
by MistaFunnehMan November 14, 2019
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Anal Infiltration

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by Waldo Schwalbe August 21, 2008
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anal ballon

the act of one fucking the devil, then sniffing his gooch, while a smelly yeti eats you out with his dick.
yo i anal balloned that guy
by fuchfhfhfhdjfva December 28, 2011
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Anal guacamole

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"
If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer
by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015
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Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
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Mandango Anal

Julie: I heard Karen slept with Tyreese

Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life
by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011
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Anal bank

Anal bank - the place where you deposit loss of semen
Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank
by Swine Doctor May 25, 2016
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