Arkansas Air Compressor

While sleeping naked and both partners facing away from each other with butts touching. One partner farts hard enough to shotgun their fart into their partner’s rectum.

My girlfriend didn’t pack me a lunch today. She was pretty mad that I gave her an Arkansas Air Compressor last night.

by Silverback 77 November 18, 2025

Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.

Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

Adequately aired

The phrase used when your foul beast of a partner has just dropped one like its hot just before you are about to go down on them

Honey......are you adequately aired?
Did you ask all your girlfirends that question in the past?
I've never felt the need to????!!

by MOYESTEED2020 July 22, 2022

Air It Out

Throw hard punches and you can hear your punching in the air.

You want to air it out, a little fist to fist combat?

by DannyTheManace March 18, 2022

I'll meet you in the air

When someone threatens to beat you up or get in a fight with you. Meaning, you're ready when they are and will "meet you in the air".

Charles - You don't even need to tell me you're ready to fight, i'll meet you in the air

by Kittyt2 October 15, 2017

aired

when you kill someone mid air in a game

"your aim isn't even that good"
"really? cuz i just aired you"

by ohhw June 6, 2023

air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.

We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.

by Cheo R September 24, 2022