Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

walk the talk

1. Just because you can talk the walk doesn’t mean you can walk the talk
2. You can’t walk the walk if you walk the talk
3. If you talk the talk don’t even talk to me
4. Those who walk the talk know they can walk the talk

5. If you can’t walk the talk you’re a fucking peasant

Look I know you can talk the walk but it doesn’t mean you can walk the talk

by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

Walking Tabs

When someone posts their nudes/sex tapes across several platforms, with the ability of seeing them on several different tabs on your computer.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that *insert name* started an OF, and posts on xvideos?"

Person 2: "Really? Damn, I always knew that bitch would be walking tabs at some point. She for the streets"

by She_A_Hoe January 27, 2025

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023

walk of glory

The opposite of the walk of shame. When you leave a hookup or come home late at night or early morning and you are proud, confident, and shining with glory.

I came come this morning and did the walk of glory.

I was not expecting to take the walk of glory today!

What an epic and empowering walk of glory.

by LingDanc803 July 4, 2023