Sneaky Turd 

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water

damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd

Sneaky Turd by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021

Nipple turd 

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

Nipple turd by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.

Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”

Sprinkle turd by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021

Hurse Turd 

Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt

I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.

Hurse Turd by GrimUrbans May 20, 2021

Chicken Turd 

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

Chicken Turd by LArryE June 30, 2021

swamp turd 

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

swamp turd by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

swamp turd 

A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.

Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.

swamp turd by rat_excavators July 16, 2021