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Character Death Depression

When a fictional character in literally anything with a story dies, making you depressed or feeling ill because you had a strong connection with them. This also ties with bad points in stories where death didn't need to happen a character who could have been saved.
Dude I am soooo upset Phin dies! He could have saved her but he didn't! Now I feel sick and it won't leave my mind for what feels like eternity! I have Character Death Depression now!
by Rntnthegr8 December 17, 2020
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The Magic Finger of death

Magic Finger is the act of rubbing your finger on your butthole making it stinky. Then rubbing it just below the enemies nostrils. Making the smell of poo inescapable. This act must only be used as a last resort due to the severity of the cruel act. The magic finger of death is commonly put on the same level as the nuclear bomb that hit hiroshima
Man 1: *wipes The Magic Finger of death across nostrils*
Man 2: HELP ME AHH FUCK HELPPP.
Man 1: My magical finger is too powerful, too stinky, like my smelly bumhole
by The fartmeister May 31, 2023
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free trial of death

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?
by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022
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Yeti Death Grip

A strong hold, usually by hand, on a particular item.
While standing in line with his Shively Round Steak, Rhondelle released his Yeti Death Grip on his food stamps for a second and he was jacked for his shit.
by Drewstang January 18, 2009
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Routine is the death of interest

Repetitive sequences are boring.
Routine is the death of interest was first coined by John Henry Feitelberg of Barstool Sports.
by Sr.Verde October 7, 2019
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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The White Screen of Death

not to be confused with The Blue Screen of Deaththe white screen of death happens when the BSD fails. there are only three ways for WSD to happen.
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.

Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death
1)i put a .44 through my HDD and i got The White Screen of Death.
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-
by 35yeros February 26, 2009
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