Nero Longing

A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood

man i sure do love nero longing biceps

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023

Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"

Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.

by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019