When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"
Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
Get the Fake Application Fridaymug. A skin in Fortnite with a ugly ass blue helmet, always kills u immediatly when he downs u in squads or duos. the person behind the controller has no friends and jerks off in a sock every night. doesnt know how to get girls and sucks dick every day
by spartelvisje March 30, 2018
Get the Fake Broermug. Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
Get the Fake magic roundmug. by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019
Get the fakemug. Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.
Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014
Get the Fake Tan Friday (FTF)mug. Pejorative name for often monolingual foreign passport holders who despite living their entire lives in the country they are based in, still introduce themselves as foreign citizens of a country from which they don't speak its official language and are unfamiliar with the local culture and customs.
"Coco keeps telling people she is from Argentina, but the other day she couldn't tell us what its capital was."
"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"
"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."
"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."
"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"
"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."
"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."
by Chimsy May 28, 2022
Get the Fake Foreignermug.